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 Post subject: Re: jokes
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:36 pm 
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What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy?











Gang ****!


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
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I'm thinking of writing a book on sexism....

Should I put pictures in it so women can enjoy it too?


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:42 pm 
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Paddy hates his wifes cat so much he decides one day to dump it miles away from home.
so, he gets in the car with the cat and drives 4 miles away and dumps the cat at the side of the road.
He returns home to find the cat sitting on the doorstep so he picks the cat up, jumps in the car and drives 8 miles away and dumps the cat at the side of the road.He returns home to find the cat sitting at his doorstep again. So, once again he picks the cat up and jumps in the car and drives 15 miles away and dumps the cat at the side of the road. 3 hours later he phones his wife and says ' honey is the cat on the doorstep ? ' and she replys ' yes it is' and the husband says ' can you put the ******* on im fuckin' lost


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
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Ma mum nearly walked in on me looking at the Celtic website on my laptop. luckily i managed to whip my **** out and pretend i was having a **** to save embarassing myself.


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
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Two junkies were having a fix in a sqaulid basement when one turns to the other and says
"this smack is fuckin wicked man, this smack is fuckin wicked man, this smack is fuckin wicked man"
the other one sticks the nut in him and says
"Kevin, for fucks sake, i think yer needles stuck".


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
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I had to have a blood transfusion the other day and all they had left in the hospital was two pints of African Blood and 2 pints of Pakistani blood.

Its not all bad news though.

I now have a 12 inch **** and i'm top of the housing list!!!


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
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Rejected Windows 7 Adverts -

I'm Kate McCann and leaving the window open was my idea.

I'm Joseph Fritzl and no windows was my idea.

I'm Harvey Price and licking the windows was my idea.


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The mother of the 5 year old from Oldham taken hostage in Pakistan has made an emotional plea........


Can someone cover his shift in the shop this weekend.


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I can still remember play time at school. A bit of footy, sneakin a quick *** & trying 2 finger girls behind the bike sheds...........
I fucking loved that janitors job.


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
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A guys sitting on his dentists chair having a check-up when the dentist looks him in the eye and says

"Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

"No, on you go" says the patient.

"OK." Says the dentist.

"Did you take part in a 69 last night by any chance?"

The patient laughs "Aye, I did as it happens. How did you know? Does my breath smell like a fanny?"

"Nah" replies the dentist.

"You've got a skidmark on your forehead"


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Theres nothing worse than having rough *** with an ugly fat bird, looking down and seeing a burst condom hanging from your ****!.........

Especially when you werent wearing one when you started!!


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What did the leper say to the prostitute?























Keep the tip.

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 Post subject: Re: jokes
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:19 pm 
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bought this joke off a homeless guy for a dollar

a young ***** and a old ***** is in the shower together. the young ***** sez to the old ***** why is your ***** bare. old ***** sez you ever seen a busy highway with grass on it


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joke reminded me of this classic scene. i might ask the same question. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: jokes
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A man with a duck under his arm walks into the kitchen where his wife is... and says ...

"This is the pig i've been fucking every night"

She says "that not a pig it's a duck".

He says "I was talking to the duck!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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